Showing posts with label nasa. Show all posts
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Friday, February 24, 2012

Lions, and Tigers, and New Posts, oh my!

I haven't had the time to plan returning to the scene because I haven't left it. - Mick Jagger

The Quotable Roswell Incident
This book, featured in the link below, features one of the most convoluted and fucked up explanations of Roswell, ever. How fucked up? Futurama and Star Trek: DS9 had explanations that made more sense.

I promised I would. So many times. Granted I make a lot of promises like that. No doubt due to my mercurial nature when drunkenly excited about something. I kept telling you I would write about Roswell.

The truth is, I can't.

Not really.

There has been too much in the way of crackpot insinuation, deliberate, official obfuscation and disinformation, memories rendered unreliable by the passage of time, and other factors to really write something meaty about the Roswell incident. Its a sad state of affairs, as its a very interesting thing indeed.

What can be said conclusively is that for a few hours in 1947 the United States Army Air Force was confirming to the press that they had recovered a flying disc of non-terrestrial origins. Eventually once the top brass was awake and informed of the incident the story changed hastily to the weather balloon explanation.

An explanation that witnesses and government types now long retired and close to death confirmed the government was very, very keen to get out to the public as fast as possible. Despite the fact that the (alleged) balloon in question was part of a secret program to monitor atomic testing in the Soviet Union. Huh.

So instead of me writing something witty and incisive on the subject (as you no doubt expected) I will instead present a collection of quotes concerning the event from people who might have been in a position to know something about it. No frightened farmers or curious rubberneckers or crusading journalists or even kooky physicists (sorry Dr. Stanton Friedman). No no, this is a list of quotes from military top brass, government officials, soldiers, and the like. You know, people who are generally considered credible and trustworthy, unless they talk about little green men.

On with the show!

"Let there be no doubt. Alien technology harvested from the infamous saucer crash in Roswell, N.Mex., in July 1947 led directly to the development of the integrated circuit chip, laser and fiber optic technologies, particle beams, electromagnetic propulsion systems, depleted uranium projectiles, stealth capabilities, and many others.
How do I know? I was in charge!
I think the kids on this planet are wise to the truth, and I think we ought to give it to them. I think they deserve it."
- Colonel Philip Corso, Former Head of Foreign Technology at the U.S. Army's Research and Development Department at the Pentagon. Four years Director of Intelligence on President Eisenhower's White House National Security Staff.

"Col. Blanchard took me personally to Building 84, a B-29 hangar located on the east side of the tarmac. ...I observed that it was under heavy guard both outside and inside. Once inside I was permitted from a safe distance to first observe the object just recovered north of town. It was approx. 12 to 15 feet (4.6 m) in length, not quite as wide, about 6 feet (1.8 m) high, and more of an egg shape. ...Also from a distance, I was able to see a couple of bodies under a canvas tarpaulin. Only the heads extended beyond the covering, and I was not able to make out any features. The heads did appear larger than normal and the contour of the canvas over the bodies suggested the size of a 10-year old child. ...[Later Blanchard] would extend his arm about 4 feet (1.2 m) above the floor to indicate the height. I was informed of a temporary morgue set up to accommodate the recovered bodies. ...I am convinced that what I personally observed was some type of craft and its crew from outer space."
- 1st Lt. Walter Haut, Public information officer (PIO) at the 509th Bomb Group based in Roswell, New Mexico. Quote taken from an affidavit filed just before his death in 2005. He issued the infamous "Flying Disc Recovered" press release, and subsequent denials. He (more or less) maintained the official Army story until a few years before his death.

"A couple of guys thought it might be Russian, but the overall consensus was that the pieces were from space. ...Roswell was the recovery of a craft from space."
- Air Force Brig. Gen. Arthur E. Exon, Former commanding officer at Wright-Patterson AFB (destination of the Roswell debris)

These are just a few, obviously. A few from folks positioned to actually know what was going on. There are some other very respectable folks I would suggest checking out.

Chester Lytle (engineer on the Manhattan Project, Top-Secret cleared staff for the Atomic Energy Commission) for one. He states that Gen. William Blanchard told him flat out it was an alien spacecraft and that four non-human occupants were recovered. While he has fantastic credentials his statements are not first hand.

June Crain is someone worth reading about as well. She was a secretary with top-secret clearance at Wright-Patterson (her job was transcribing classified materials). She handled documents related to the crash and even had a piece of the debris dropped on her desk by an officer with access who was trying to impress her. She held her lighter to the material and held it with her other hand for several minutes and found it had almost zero thermal conductivity (as well as the crinkle-it-and-it-flattens-back-out property that everyone else describes). She broke her silence shortly before dying, as did Colonel Edwin Easley, Roswell base Provost Marshal in charge of the MP's. He kept his mouth shut until the end, when he gave a deathbed confession of what he saw to his children. He apparently gave detailed descriptions of the "creatures" they found in the wreck.

There have been others as well. Captain Oliver "Pappy" Henderson, the pilot who flew the debris to Wright Field, Lt. Robert Shirkey the ops officer on that flight. Lt. Col. Marion M. Magruder allegedly gave a deathbed confession to his four sons that involved numerous details substantiated by other military personnel. Interesting enough the Lt. Col. also mentions seeing one of the ships occupants alive at Wright-Patterson. Steven Lovekin from the White House Army Signal Corp whose job it was to handle classified material and communications claimed to have been involved in briefing the White House and members of the Pentagon on the matter. He insists they were shown part of the debris, an unusual metal beam with strange writing on it (also reported by a few other witnesses) and that later he heard President Eisenhower "talking and worrying about how control was slipping out of government hands and being assumed by corporations tasked with studying the situation."

Keep in mind not every government or military type involved with Roswell has come forward, on their deathbed or otherwise, to indicate that something other than a weather balloon crashed. These are just a lot more interesting. Plus, you expect the official types to stick to the official story. Thats their job, thats what they do. The fact that so many have come forward with an alternate story, and that those stories all sync up very, very well, is interesting. Does it prove little green men? Surely not, but it does ask a lot of questions that some people have spent a great deal of time and money trying not to answer.

What is also interesting about July 8th, 1947 has to do with military communications. The various branches of the armed services are very meticulous about keeping records. Every teletype, telegram, phone call, etc.. was (and is) kept in case it might need to be referred back to later. You can go back to the start of WW2 and its a pretty complete record, beyond that its a bit more.. haphazard. After the war however things continued to be tight, and barring classified material you can FOIA request just about any coms.

Except for July 8th, 1947. Whatever happened on that day warranted a total blackout. Not 9/11, not Pearl Harbor, not D-Day, not the evacuation of Saigon, no other day of intense military activity has so little on the record. Hell, no day of the military doing absolutely fuck-all has so little either.

What does that prove? Nothing.

It is however, very, very interesting.

"If you believe they put a military base on the moon, a military base on the moon..." - R.E.M., "Man on the Moon" (the secret lyrics, NWO/MJ-12 Mix, released on All-Seeing Eye Records)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Horizon
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apollo_Applications_Program
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lunex_Project

I will say this up front, this is a cross between my historical articles and debunking articles. The two least popular articles I write. However I like this one, so choke on it. Thats how I keep my readers, I kill them with kindness.

This is a story about blind ambition, ambition that far exceeds its reach (given the technological limitations of the day). About cigar chomping military men staring down the barrel of an implacable commie foe that was achieving more successes with its space program than the Beatles were dampening teenaged panties. About Nazi war criminal super-scientists trying to realize their private dreams at any cost, regardless of what flag was on the soldiers uniform. To say nothing of their desire to seem worth the trouble of keeping around to their CIA handlers.

This is a story of the very early days of the space race, when the plan was to put men on the moon. To build a frontier outpost in the near vacuum of the lunar surface. To leave 12 strapping young male soldier/astronauts there and hope to Eisenhower that they didn't get space madness of the gay kind (I am positive that I have seen that movie on Cinemax late at night). Also, to arm the shit out of them (with unguided, "fire from the hip" Davey Crockett man-portable nukes and redesigned claymore mines that specifically punctured pressure suits) just in case the Soviet Union sent some cosmonauts around to borrow a cup of oxygen.

Thats right, this is a story of the cold war... on the moon. Also of the US militaries plan to build a base on the moon. I thought the first sentence sounded punchier, don't you?

It should be no surprise that the father of this scheme was Werner Van Braun. Everyone's favorite Nazi war criminal mad scientist that didn't make a (successful) break for Argentina. The man who gave England the distinction of being the first nation to have ballistic missiles used against it. Most of his biographers and apologists will say that his real motivation for rocket development was for use in space travel, which is actually true. Of course he did crack open the expensive champagne when the first of his idealistically developed and totally only intended for peaceful purposes rockets slammed into London warhead first, so who can say?

Look people, he was a mad scientist for fucks sake! He worked 20 thousand Jewish/Gypsy/Homosexual slaves to death in his underground rocket factories. He requested that his labor come from the camps because it was faster and more efficient than paid workers. Hell, when he was told by subordinates that the conditions/hours they were being forced to deal with were killing the workers/slaves his response was to order more of them from the camps.
Sorry, tangent.

Anyways *deep breath* Van Braun had it in his head that the Reich was going to conquer the rest of the solar system after it got done with boring and easily managed Earth. His plans included a space station (in the now classic wheel design for producing artificial gravity, yep, he invented that) that could be used as a staging area to building other craft to get to the moon and elsewhere. Really a very clever idea. The station, and subsequent moon base, would be primarily constructed structurally speaking from spent fuel tanks.

Damn it, another tangent. Where was I? Oh yes.. Project Horizon.

In 1959 the US military went to Herr Doktor and asked about the feasibility of building a small military base... on the moon. The burgeoning military-industrial complex was totally convinced that the Reds would not only beat us there, but would weaponize the hell out of the moon.

Makes sense, right? I mean first you have to launch men and missiles to the moon (successfully) then you must maintain both until such a time as you decide to launch (again) those missiles back to Earth. While launching a missile from the moon is easier (by two thirds at least! Ha ha! Gravity joke. Ahem. Anyways) you must first get said missile to the moon, which requires launching it the old fashioned way from Earth. Then it will take this missile a few days to get to its target. Which required either a suicidal cosmonaut who was really good at math or a really nifty computer guidance system that the Soviets just did not have. This also leaves open the (very real) possibility of Earth-based or orbital detection systems picking up the launch and the US glassing Moscow as a result.

This makes no sense, at all. However there has yet to be an insane idea about space that men of means did not warm up to like a cheap bar slut for at least a little while. Herr Doktor was all to happy to head this project.

Officially it even got all the way to the feasibility studies. Which concluded that it would take 61 Saturn I rocket launches and 88 Saturn II to get the base fully up and running by 1966. In 1959 NASAs budget was $145 million buckaroos. Best I can tell the minimum cost of a Saturn I launch was $37.4 million. 21.28 launches a year would be required to have things on schedule. This assumes that every launch is perfect. No delays, no accidents, everything runs like clockwork.

$759 Million dollars a year is what the project would cost, in launches alone. About seven times more than NASAs entire budget. Factor in training, materials, snacks, kick-backs, accidents, and.. yeah. Like I said, ambitious.

It amazes me that this idea made it out of the bar where it was dreamed up. Some basic math on a cocktail napkin could have saved the taxpayers a lot of money.

Now for the debunking.

There is no secret moon base. The blurry spots on the lunar photos, the ones that look altered? Hell, they might be. They are not however concealing secret lunar colonies for the Secret Masters. Why? Because you could not launch that many missions to the moon in secret. Its not feasible unless every single one went off without a hitch, you murdered all the astronauts who flew them, and you did it from a secret, undetectable base on Earth.

Also, too expensive. When unraveling any decent conspiracy one should always follow the money. In this case there would be an unrealistic expenditure for relatively little gain (compared to the cost). A simple cost/benefit analysis says "No fucking way".

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How about that? Another post! Now that things are settling back down I can get back to writing more regularly. You must be thrilled.
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Monday, December 13, 2010

Back from the Cursed Earth and ready to party.

How is this news exactly?
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/12/12/us/12holocaust.html?_r=4
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_paperclip

New York Times headline "Declassified Papers Show U.S. Recruited Ex-Nazis". How the fuck is this news exactly? The New York Times is a little behind on this story, by 70 years or so.

Operation Overcast was initiated in May of 1945, and was renamed Operation paperclip in March of 1946 after the OSS realized that the caveat about not bringing any active or ardent Nazi's to the US had to be abandoned. Turned out that everyone they wanted were pretty enthusiastic about the whole Nazi thing.

This is a pretty good historical example of a conspiracy that is actually true, and easily verifiable. Hell, its been easily verifiable for decades.

Something that never sat well with Israel in our relations was the fact that NASA was composed largely of Nazi war criminals in the early days. By early days I mean until the mid-to-late 1970's.

One of the reasons I have yet to do an Operation Paperclip article is that I thought everyone knew about it. Its not so much a conspiracy theory, as an easily provable and admitted to conspiracy fact.

When Bullshit Theories Collide: The Nibiru/Planet X Question
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuiper_belt
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oort_cloud
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nibiru_collision
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planet_x
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cambrian%E2%80%93Ordovician_extinction_events

I have been really amazingly depressed the last two years, with the worst coming in the last four months. So pardon me for the lack of updating.

Now, this unfortunately means that my inclination is to shit on other peoples parades rather than tossing beads to see titties. Therefor it looks like another debunking article for my return to electronic print conspiracy mongering.

This one will no doubt get some dander up as it is a hot-ticket item in the weirdness circles right now. With the Mayan long calender supposedly coming to an end in 2012 everyone is thinking the end must surely be upon us. What form will it take? A winged serpent adorned with colorful plumage (lovely plumage at that)? Sunspots crippling the global power grid and leading to a new Dark Ages? Zombies? Alien invasion? My ex wife finding a way to somehow leave me again, thus causing a black hole to form from my intense depression that would tear apart the planet? The last one is to be expected when someone who has the complete discographies of Bauhaus and Joy Division gets a divorce, well a second divorce. Done purely for spite.

No no, none of that. The current prevailing apocalyptic wind among my tin foil hat loving brethren is...

PLANET X!

Or Nibiru, or Nemesis, depending on who you listen to. Well, Nemesis is used less often now, due I suspect to the generally bad reviews of the Star Trek film bearing that name. Which is sad, as it was not an entirely awful film. Loads better than Star Trek V.

The story goes something like this. Planet X has a seriously wide elliptical orbit waaaaay the fuck past Pluto. Somewhere in the area of 300 to 30,000 AU from the Sun. Which as any first year astronomy student can tell you is a really fucking long way away. 1 AU is about 93 million miles, the rough distance between the Earth and the sun. Which takes you 8 minutes or so to traverse if you are doing the speed of light. So for fun you do the math and see where I am going with this.

The two schools of thought on how Planet X (I just love calling it that, makes me feel like a character in an old Sci-Fi movie) is going to ruin our collective shit are either by crashing into the Earth Rudolph Mate style, or by swinging through the Oort Cloud and hurling comets at us.

Either one would suck, and one of them is actually a bit more likely than the other. The second one. The first has the problem is the largest of the gas giants in our solar system would have absorbed or ejected something that size with an orbital path that would bring it near Earth. Jupiter is not to be fucked with. In this set of circumstances it would be like a cosmic bouncer, throwing out chumps before they ever got close enough to the inner system/VIP Room (where we are) to do much damage. This also would have happened millions of years ago. We have about two years before 2012, and for an object of sufficient size to shoulder past Jupiter (basically something about the same size) it would have to travel at galactic escape velocity. Which means it would not have been held by the suns gravity for this long, it would instead be careening through intergalactic space. Likely on its way to fuck up someones day in the Andromeda galaxy.

This theory has its own modern day prophet even. Nancy Lieder, a woman who claims to have received the information via a brain implant given to her by aliens from the Zeta Reticuli system. An advanced alien species with the ability to traverse the distance between here (Earth) and there (Zeta Reticuli, a lovely system with a dual main-sequence binary star arrangement), which is 39 light years (12 parsecs for those pretentious first year astronomy students and/or Star Wars nerds). They traveled 39 fucking light years (12 parsecs, or 741 quadrillion miles, give-or-take) to Earth to abduct a woman from Wisconsin, implant a brain transmitter through her rectum (I'm guessing), and then gave only her this information vital to our species survival through this advanced brain/rectum/radio interface.

While we are on the subject, her rectal/brain communicator would need to involve quantum entanglement in order to be able to pass messages to her without worse call lag than Sprint. Maybe the Zeta's have something better, so entangled q-bits are the sort of nonsense they use for internet access in their knock-off iPhones. Either way, they stuck seriously advanced technology in this woman's brain to communicate a message they could have more effectively given in person. Which would have made sense, seeing as they already spent the gas money to get here.

If they feared us as hostile little monkeys (we are) and thought we might try to saucer-jack them on the White House lawn (we would) they could have simply beamed it to us from orbit around the moon. Pointed their antennae (or whatever) at our radio telescopes or communications satellites and told us that way. We would be able to see them with the Hubble and other serious telescopes to verify them. They could have spoken to people in the position to actually maybe do something about it (or negotiate to get them to help).

The second one, an object with a non-dramatically colliding stable orbit that occasionally sends a comet stampede our way may have a bit of truth to it. Well, a possible grain of totally unverified truth. Really more of a theory that fits the currently available facts, but those facts are kind of anorexic.

Essentially if there was a planet out there past Pluto and Eris (another dwarf planet around the same size as Pluto) screwing up orbits in the Kuiper Belt/Oort Cloud it would be pretty hard to find. Even if it was very, very big. The problems with the orbits of a few outer planets were more-or-less figured out with the discovery of Eris and some other trans-Neptunian objects. Or maybe just Eris.

Further evidence suggests that Earth suffers mass extinctions on a somewhat regular basis. The suggested schedule is somewhat less than clockwork (according to the time-line suggested by proponents of the Nibiru theory). Every 26-34 million years, which leaves a margin of error of, oh, 8 million years or so. Not a big gap by geological standards but its still there. One must consider that not every extinction event on this planet was caused by a space rock (or comet, a space snowball packed with rocks) slamming into us. Hell, there were several during the Cambrian period alone, with not a single massive space rock in sight.

"On a long enough time-line, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero." - Narrator/Jack, Fight Club

I do love a good doom and gloom scenario don't get me wrong. Like most conspiracy nuts I have all the supplies I need to set myself up pretty well in a barren post-apocalyptic wasteland. However if death comes from above its not going to come from Planet X. The possibility exists for a large object to be floating out past the Kuiper Belt, but before the Oort Cloud. It, if it exists, might even be big. Mars big. Or even bigger. However bigger means orders of magnitude less likely. It is possible however.

Jumping from there to the conclusion of it being responsible for most or all of Earths mass extinctions is a bit of a stretch. Even for me.

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So that is that. A new update. Not the best but I am a bit rusty. An emotionally crippling divorce preceded by months of relationship turmoil and family illness managed to suck all of my enthusiasm for, well, everything away pretty thoroughly. Im getting it back. Slowly. No promises of regular updates again but stay tuned. It could happen.

Tell your friends. I'm fucking back.

Also, comments are even more encouraged now. I like feedback, need a self-esteem boost (if they are positive, or at least of the constructively critical type), and am curious to see who still follows this blog.

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Sunday, April 18, 2010

From the Persian Gulf to Outer Space: Yet another blog post to enjoy

Kepler Telescope team allowed to selectively edit data
http://www.nature.com/news/2010/100414/full/news.2010.182.html

What. The. Fuck.

I am all for allowing scientists a "propriatary grace period" of sorts with discoveries. That is fine. Some time to mull over the data and figure out what exactly they have. To secure their discoveries and prevent career-ending retractions later.

That said, being able to "censor 500 objects" until the end of the mission, or longer, is totally and completely out of bounds. Its the sort of policy that inspires cries of conspiracy, and for good reason. Makes you wonder what exactly is being censored and why, doesn't it?

The best way to not look like idiots if they are unsure of something is to just release all the data, mark the questionable stuff with a post-it note saying "Seems interesting, but the budget didn't allow time for more detailed analysis" and let someone else stake their reputation on it.

The reasons are either greed, not wanting someone else to claim a find first. Or hiding something inconvenient to the party line, like say inhabitable (or inhabited) exo-planets or unexplainable objects. Either way its not in the best interests of science or humanity.

And speaking of outer space weirdness...

RAF Chase a UFO in broad daylight, and its caught on film
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1264965/Is-REALLY-UFO-chased-M5-RAF-fighter-jets-Video-footage-captured-service-station.html#ixzz0krFWkl82

First off lets remember kids that "UFO" does not always mean "Alien Spacecraft".

The object was moving pretty fast, and it was the classic saucer shape associated with little green men. It was being tailed by two RAF fighter jets, but did not (in the video) accelerate faster than the jets could keep pace, nor did it turn/maneuver in any unorthodox/seemingly impossible ways.

Could be little green men, could be a new type of UAV being tested, or a disinformation campaign. Impossible to determine. If it is a UAV test however that explains why the jets kept perfect pace with it, they would have been the escort.

A saucer shaped UAV would be awesome for black ops. Scares people in rural parts of the world (Pakistan, Afghanistan anyone?), confuses people in the industrialized world, and offers a great bit of deniability to the government.

After all, are you saying the government is using flaying saucers to bomb terrorists? That's absurd!

Speaking of bombs in the Middle East...

Your after supper smoke is not kosher/halal: pig blood is contained in cigarette filters
http://www.news.com.au/national/cigarettes-may-contain-pigs-blood/story-e6frfkvr-1225847653290
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_additives_in_cigarettes
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cigarette_smoke_constituents

Apparently pig hemoglobin is a vital component of cigarette filters. This news is sure to go over well with Muslim and Jewish smokers the world over.

Seriously, pig blood? For fucks sake, can cigarette additives get any weirder? Why exactly do we need pig blood in cigarette filters?

With the popularity of smokes in the Arab world/Middle East in general I bet you can expect a poorly made video exclaiming the impending deaths of Big Tobacco executives any second now.

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Kind of a short post, compared to recent efforts. The revision of the JFK article will be posted in the not to distant future, for those of you who enjoy the long wordy ones.

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Sunday, February 28, 2010

Debunking from the bunker: A guide to some total horseshit on the fringe.

The Mothman of West Virginia
http://metaphortean.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/mothman.jpg
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mothman
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barn_owl
http://www.qsl.net/w5www/mothman.html

West Virginia. A state noted elsewhere in this blog and the world in general for the abnormal concentration of Fortean events and high weirdness it contains. A large, sparsely populated woodland of undocumented ancient Indian burial sites, mines that snake endlessly under the mountains, of odd beasts and apparitions most plentiful.

Not that the tourism bureau would ever put that on a pamphlet.

The most famous resident of the state is of course the Mothman. First reported outside of Point Pleasant on December 12th of 1966, in the area of an abandoned WW2 munitions plant.

The creature chased two married couples in a car at high speed while emitting an ear-splitting screech. It was said to stand taller than a man and had a rather impressive wingspan. The thing also sported large, round eyes that glowed an eerie red.

So to avoid rehashing the entire case again, you can read about it in other places in considerable detail, lets just lay all our cards on the table.

It was a bird. Specifically, judging by the witness drawings, it was a Barn Owl. It was a large, dark, mamma Barn Owl defending her nest. Most likely in one of the old TNT storage bunkers.

Aside from its appearance (looks like an owl), wings, flight, reflective eyes (flashlights or camera flash can induce an effect known as 'red eye'), ear-splitting screech, high speed in flght, nocturnal behavior, what does that leave? Alien? Creature from another dimension? I love crazy shit as much as the next person. Seriously, do you read this blog? But really now.

Yes, there was a lot of odd shit going down around the time. Reports of UFO's, run-ins with Men in Black, mysterious phone calls, and the collapse of the Silver Bridge. Just before the collapse stranded motorists reported seeing the Mothman fly out from under the bridge, moments before it all came down.

Usually eyewitnesses are the weak link in a police investigation, due to the inherent unreliability of human memory. Normally I am a bit more forgiving in cases like this but these people observed something dark flying at high speed and considerable distance moments before they were swimming in the frozen Ohio river. Not the best circumstances to get a good look at anything.

Combine those factors with the general Mothman hysteria brewing at the time and you have a recipe for some down-home-country-fried confirmation bias.

As for the UFO reports? Hell, I dunno. Could have been Martians or Meteorologists. Or mine surveyors. Or the government. Which leads me to the next point.

Men in Black. Mysterious government agents were reported all over town. Acting weird and intimidating witnesses unsuccessfully into silence. Most times I think MiB's are indeed government agents, just not of the super-secret alien kind. Overworked and frustrated FBI agents sent out to the middle of nowhere to interview hysterical eyewitnesses to a UFO or something (remember, this was during the Cold War) could probably be a bit gruff. Maybe even come off as threatening to a small West Virginia community not used to having Uncle Sam in the backyard poking around. Now in cases where UFO witnesses need to be both interviewed and discredited on the spot (because they actually saw something inconvenient) the agents probably act in a bizarre and atypical manner, so that when they tell their story later it sounds insane. But I digress.

Of course their are official records. The initial witnesses, before all of this got out of hand or the name Mothman was invented, went to the police and told their story. About a menacing spectral creature. The police felt they were telling the truth as they had experienced it. What the Point Pleasant police department will also tell you if you ask nicely and don't come off like a nut is that they received other reports from the same area at the same time.

About a big fucking bird that was screeching and chasing cars.

The Tale of the Nazi UFOs, or, Why don't we all speak German?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vril
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazi_UFO
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Messerschmitt_Me_262
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Messerschmitt_Me_163
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V-2_rocket
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_invention
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zielger%C3%A4t_1229
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peenem%C3%BCnde
http://www.astronautix.com/craft/vonation.htm
http://www.amazon.com/Nazi-Rocketeers-Dreams-Space-Crimes/dp/0275952177
http://www.ww2aircraft.net/forum/album/data/595/nazi13_1_.jpg
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_paperclip
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P-80_Shooting_Star


Long a staple of conspiracy theories, the Nazi party. After all, who makes a better bad guy than a Nazi? Maybe an evil robot. Or a Nazi robot...

Anyways, the Nazis were up to all kinds of weird shit during WW2. Especially at the end when Der Fuhrer was getting desperate (and crazier) for a fantastic new weapon to repel the Allied forces and secure the future of his thousand year Reich.

They had guys in Tibet seeking lost cities of white people and their fantastic mystical secrets. Himmler had agents plundering everything in Europe and the Middle East that even smelled like a holy relic. There were expeditions to both frozen poles to seek everything from natural resources to (maybe) the entrance to the hollow earth. That was just the weird mystical stuff.

His scientists did have a bit more luck however. An uncanny combo of genius and frenzy to survive at all costs gave Nazi Germany a technological edge on the rest of the world. A conservative estimate would put their level of tech at the close of the war at about 50 years ahead of everyone else.

Night vision optics on tanks, and even on rifles. Ballistic missiles. Jet and rocket powered aircraft. Very nearly the atomic bomb. Fortunately most of these innovations came far too late in the game for them to do Hitler any good. A lack of natural resources and production facilities meant most of these marvels never made it past a few prototype units before the fall of the Reich.

Which brings us to UFOs.

It is often said that Hitlers brain trust was attempting to reverse engineer alien tech. Either received as part of a trade or recovered from a derelict ship. Of all the innovations that could have turned the tide, it would have been this.

Despite the advanced level of technology the Germans had at the close of the war it was never centralized. Which it would have had to be to even attempt to decode the technology of a space faring race in 1945. I doubt we could do it successfully today. Hitler kept all of his secret labs scattered about and teams that were working on the same projects had no idea what anyone else was doing. This was the fact that undermined their nuclear weapons program and space programs. Each team had a bit of the puzzle, but they were not allowed to compare notes.

So, assuming you could get past the technological and bureaucratic roadblocks in the way, and you have some Nazi Saucers. Where were they? There were enough loyalists even at the end to ensure that despite the Nazis losing the war London, New York, and Washington D.C. would have burned under the ray guns of the remnant Nazi space fleet.

What we have here is some fanciful thinking, mixed with some very real and very scary technological innovation. The same men who built the V-2 (first man-made object to achieve sub-orbital flight, which is what Virgin Galactic plans to do in about 5 years or so) and the ME-262 (first jet airplane) are the same men who helped put Neil Armstrong on the moon. NASA was started by Nazis, true story.

Anyways, the level of tech they were displaying in the waning days of the war was straight out of comic books for everyone else. Of course UFO stories came out of that, nobody seeing these things had any idea this shit was even supposed to be real. Add to that some embellishment, post-war disinformation, fuzzy memories, mis-identification (when they engaged the allies they were reported as UFOs) and wishful thinking and there you go. Nazi UFOs on the moon and shit.

As an aside, my grandfather served in WW2 as many did. His company aided in taking a Nazi airfield near the close of the war. Among the planes they seized (and later blew up if I recall correctly) was a ME-262. The airfield was practically abandoned and their was no fuel in any of the tanks. Most of the tires were flat. The Nazis retreated because they had no resources to fly the aircraft any longer.

Anyways they had at least one ME-262 and my grandfather said he and the rest of the men were laughing at the Nazi's because they didn't know how to make an airplane. Because it had no propeller. How was it supposed to fly?

It was not until the US Army unveiled the P-80 that my grandfather realized what he had seen. A Nazi jet fighter.

Chemical Warfare: Chemtrails and you

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chemtrail_theory
http://www.chemtrailcentral.com/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_fluoridation
http://www.wateradditives.com/

Short one this time.

Chemtrails is a popular name in the tin foil hat community (of which I am a proud, button wearing member) for aircraft exhaust plumes. The theory goes that the government is seeding chemicals and/or biological agents into the air/clouds. To test bio-warfare agents or mind control the population.

This is crap.

The reason this is crap is simple, money and efficiency.

Take a look at what state and local governments put into tap water sometime. Go ahead, I'll wait. Your tap water, and by extension 90% of bottled water, contains all kinds of deliberate additives and contaminates. Fluoride is a great example. Its an industrial byproduct so its easy to find, its added to all but a handful of counties in the US, everyone tells you its good for you because that is what the dentists and the FDA say. Everyone accepts it. Hell, only 2 or 3 bottled water companies filter their product in such a way as to remove fluoride. Everyone gets it on a daily basis.

Why not just do that with whatever mind control drugs are in the airplanes? Jet fuel is expensive, very expensive. Planes require constant expensive maintenance and upkeep. Pilots like to drink and tell stories. Gassing people with military aircraft for years and years does not make good sense. Hell, if you needed to keep a population docile with drugs and suddenly there was a war and you needed those planes to fight well then you sir are fucked.

However if those drugs are added regularly to the water its a lot easier to maintain the dose.

I am not saying that people within the government would never experiment on the citizens. Hell, its happened a number of times as a mater of historic record. Though I am sure we will go over some of those soon. All I am saying is chemtrails would be the least efficient way to deliver anything other than maybe cloud seeding chemicals. You know, for making it rain. Too much dissipation in the air, doses would be wildly inconsistent, virtually impossible to track the success of any sort of experiment.

It would be pissing money away on a scale even our government would object to.


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That is all for this exciting issue. There will be more updates, I promise. Last year was a bad year.

Special thanks to all three of my readers who responded to the poll! pat yourselves on the back for making me feel loved!

I should before I go come clean about the Mothman. I think the popular image of the winged, cuddly bug man is awesome. The whole lore around the creature is a wonderful bit of modern folklore. Someday my wife and I hope to attend the Mothman festival in Point Pleasant actually, and we will no doubt spend far too much money on booze and silly souvenirs.

However, I still think it was a mother Barn Owl defending her nest against boozed-up teenagers and their noisy sedans. So instead of hating on rural WV for being full of easily duped rednecks, victims of their own hysteria and imaginations, just accept the events that happened for what they were. Mass hysteria with a very real origin point, that quickly snowballed into something bizarre.

It's not just the hicks who find themselves the victims of mass hysteria. Back in the 1930's a young radio director named Orson Wells put on an adaptation of a Victorian science-fiction novel that panicked most of the Eastern Coast of the united states into thinking Martians were invading, including New York City.

So I say, embrace the Mothman! To that end I implore all of my readers in even semi-rural areas to build an owl box or two. For fun you can even paint images of the Mothman on the sides, or shape the entrance like the iconic eye-witness drawings! Arts and crafts are fun!

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Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Space! I love it! NASA, they frustrate the shit out of me!

The Great Martian Life Conspiracy
http://timesonline.typepad.com/science/2009/06/is-there-a-mars-conspiracy.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brookings_Report
http://www.enterprisemission.com/brooking.html
http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/badastronomy/2009/01/19/mars-methane-media-mess/
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7829315.stm
http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn16620-first-liquid-water-may-have-been-spotted-on-mars.html
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/02/090218-water-mars-phoenix.html
http://www.space.com/news/spacehistory/viking_life_010728-1.html
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/10/061023-mars-life.html
http://www.spacedaily.com/news/mars-life-00g.html
http://richarddawkins.net/articleComments,3526,Methane-discovery-suggests-presence-of-life-on-Mars-say-Nasa-scientists,Newscomau,page2
http://www.space.com/missionlaunches/080731-phoenix-update.html
http://articles.latimes.com/2008/jun/27/science/sci-phoenix27
http://www.ndtv.com/convergence/ndtv/story.aspx?id=NEWEN20080060938
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viking_biological_experiments
http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/viking_labeledrelease_010905-1.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atmosphere_of_Mars#Methane
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1116766/There-IS-life-Mars--know-say-Nasa-scientists.html
http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2009/jan/15/mars-life-methane-nasa
http://www.esa.int/esaCP/SEMAK21XDYD_Life_0.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perchlorate#Environmental_presence
BONUS: The sky, it is blue. On Mars too.
http://www.enterprisemission.com/_articles/04-13-2004_Methane_on_Mars/mars-bluesky.jpg
http://mars-news.de/color/12B069.jpg
http://photojournal.jpl.nasa.gov/targetFamily/Mars [NASA and JPL don't like to release color pictures anymore. Probably because their tampering can be corrected with Photoshop. Also, they keep cropping out the color bars.]

A subject near and dear to my heart for many reasons, though one I usually only mention in passing. Life on Mars. Our colder, smaller, less atmospherically endowed sister planet in the Terran System. Does she harbor life? The age old question.

Yes, she does. Am I going to make a compelling case for it? Nope. Not really. Other, smarter, better academically endowed men and women have already done that.

So here it is!

Back in the late 1970's NASA sent our first brave robot friends to Mars, Viking 1 & 2. These pioneering automatons had the goal of snapping pictures and digging in the dirt for signs of life. They carried four different experiments on board for those purposes. Some of those experiments produced results indicating life.

You can look the details up yourself but the experiments involved soaking soil samples with a soup of different chemicals and measuring if any gas was released (to show microbes metabolizing nutrients). Then any gas released would be analyzed and if it looked like life then it would be baked in an oven at amazingly high temperature (1200 F). You know, to see if they kept going. Not surprisingly the activity measured (oh yeah, they got a positive result with the chemical soup free lunch experiment) leveled off and disappeared when they turned the autoclave on (the goal was to sterilize the soil, for control purposes).

Most microbes don't do well around 40 degree's or so outside their normal range. There are exceptions of course, but that seems to be a decent rule of thumb. So then, what was the average temperatures where the Viking Lander's landed? Plus or minus 1 F to negative 178 F. Poor little guys never had a chance.

Then in 2003 NASA picked up on something very interesting, methane in the Martian atmosphere. Why is that important? Methane is an unstable gas and Mars has a very thin atmosphere. Far to thin to retain methane in any measurable quantity for any great length of time. So it was an occasional kinda methane content. How occasional?

Seasonal. Specifically in the Summer time.

It gets better however. That is also when the Martian atmosphere has the highest concentrations of water vapor (hell, clouds even form sometimes). The plumes of methane are most dense in a few regions of Mars (Arabia Terra, Elysium Planitia, and Arcadia Memnonia), all of them equatorial.

NASA didn't want to make a fuss about this but a few months later the European Space Agency landed the Mars Express lander on the surface and confirmed it, effectively shaming NASA into talking about their own discovery.

Those rascally Europeans went a step further a few months later discovering ammonia in the atmosphere. Ammonia also breaks down very rapidly in Mars thin atmosphere, as such like the methane it needs to be replenished from some source.

There are two possibilities.

Geological processes such as vulcanism, plate shifting, etc.. deep within Mars releasing these gasses into the atmosphere. Or life.

The geological theory goes out the window into heavy traffic when you consider that all geological data from the lack of active volcanoes to the not shifting land masses to the extremely weak magnetic field of the planet indicate that Mars is, geologically speaking, dead.

It is possible that there is some hot magma action going on underneath Mars that we just have not observed yet. Fair enough, I will concede that point. It is odd however that this geological activity is on a very specific yearly cycle coinciding with the Martian summer and appearance of water vapor in the atmosphere from melting permafrost.

That leaves life.

There is the issue of water of course, oh wait, even NASA admitted to finding ice under the soil, and then even liquid water when a reporter noticed that the Phoenix lander had some splashed on its visible leg. Which didn't refreeze in the air, it evaporated. NASA then said there could be nothing alive in the soil because we found perchlorate tied up with the oxygen in the water.

Point one. Martian life may not thrive on or exclusively on oxygen. This is Alien life we are talking about. Even if it is microbes. Hell, it might eat that shit up like goth kids eat Count Chocula.

Point two. Perchlorate is found in the soil on Earth. For one in the Gobi desert, which is pretty inhospitable but still supports life. Its also found in 35 US states in the soil and ground water. So far, life continues to exist in most of the continental US.

Most scientists won't point any of this out for fear of ridicule and career suicide. Since I didn't pursue my degree in physics but went into a different field altogether I can sit back and poke fun at the inanity of the cover up all I like.

There is life on Mars ladies and germs. The only two reasons so far I can find for keeping that so poorly under wraps are thus. Fear of society collapsing in a panic, and fear of the Christians not feeling special anymore.

The first one won't happen. Maybe if we were talking about an Alien armada coming to cleanse the world of human life. Sure, I'd panic then. But microbes? I doubt it.

The second I could care less about. Frankly, science has no business holding the hand of any religion and caring about its feelings. Either they will adapt their beliefs, they will pretend it didn't happen, or they will lose their faith. Perhaps that is a little harsh. Perhaps. But isn't more harsh to withhold something of such monumental importance?

Not only would life on mars say, officially from NASA and thus a Western government (India already confirmed exolife last year, after it rained down on them from a comet), that we are not alone, it would say that life is common in the universe.

Why?

Because that means that life originated independently on two different planets in the same solar system. The odds against that are pretty steep, but if it happened twice here, then life must be more common in the universe than we think. It means we are not special anymore, but it also means we are not alone.



And now, Pictures!

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Wow, look at that red sky! You see it? Its red! Oh wait, I forgot to alter the color settings on your monitor, gimme a sec... Oh, when I'm done, ignore the color plate. Forgot to crop that out...

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So they are telling us the truth 'eh? They aren't hiding anything about Mars? Well, that being the case I was pledging allegiance to the wrong flag. All this time and I didn't know Old Glory was fucking purple.

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Ah, bask in the hazy red sky of Mars. Quaid paid all that money for memories of this? It looks like Arizona.


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All these pictures came from NASA websites by the way. Some of them are much harder to find now. Go figure. But they have hundreds of thousands. Some slip through.

Incoming objects from space now CLASSIFIED
http://www.space.com/news/090610-military-fireballs.html

Just a quickie at the end, because everyone loves a good quickie. The military & intel groups are no longer sharing data gathered on incoming objects from space with astrophysicists or astronomers. Up until now if their classified satellites picked up meteors hitting the atmosphere they would share whatever they could tell. Trajectory, area of impact, composition, size, etc.. Now, for no given reason, they have stopped. Weird.

The spooks and the military don't want to play nice with the nerds anymore, and science loses out.

High Weirdness of the Day: Radioactive Wasps. No, really.
http://www.newscientist.com/blogs/shortsharpscience/2009/06/hanfords-new-headache---radioa.html
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090612/ap_on_re_us/us_radioactive_wasp_nests_1

Cleaning out an old Manhatten Project site is frought with the sort of peril one see's in 50's science fiction movies, radioactive bugs. This time, its wasps.

While they aren't gigantic, they are full of cessium and cobalt, and of course are wasps so they love to sting.It seems when the site was landscapped they moved in and used mud from an old nuclear fuel storage tank to build their nests.

If you live in Washington state, pray for winter... Well, actually they say most of the wasps are gone. Not dead, just gone. But they don't tend to re-use nests so each successive generation of wasps should be less radioactive than the last, if at all.

Unless of course, they mutate...

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Another real update, how about that!

Work and other obligations keep me occupied and away from meaningful time wasteing like my blog, I try. Just for you, my tens of dozens of loyal readers. Maybe I should start a Twitter feed? Nah, I am far to long winded for that.

Enjoy!

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