Friday, August 29, 2008

Conspiracy Corner: Because "Conspiracy Times" and "I WOULD HAVE SEX WITH ALL THIS WHITE GIRLS" were taken.

"I don't have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It's a depression. Everybody's out of work or scared of losing their job. The dollar buys a nickel's work, banks are going bust, shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter. Punks are running wild in the street and there's nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do, and there's no end to it. We know the air is unfit to breathe and our food is unfit to eat, and we sit watching our TV's while some local newscaster tells us that today we had fifteen homicides and sixty-three violent crimes, as if that's the way it's supposed to be.

We know things are bad - worse than bad. They're crazy. It's like everything everywhere is going crazy, so we don't go out anymore. We sit in the house, and slowly the world we are living in is getting smaller, and all we say is, 'Please, at least leave us alone in our living rooms. Let me have my toaster and my TV and my steel-belted radials and I won't say anything. Just leave us alone.' Well, I'm not gonna leave you alone. I want you to get mad! I don't want you to protest. I don't want you to riot - I don't want you to write to your congressman because I wouldn't know what to tell you to write. I don't know what to do about the depression and the inflation and the Russians and the crime in the street. All I know is that first you've got to get mad.

You've got to say, 'I'm a HUMAN BEING, Goddamnit! My life has VALUE!' So I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window. Open it, and stick your head out, and yell, 'I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!' I want you to get up right now, sit up, go to your windows, open them and stick your head out and yell - 'I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!' Things have got to change. But first, you've gotta get mad!... You've got to say, 'I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!' Then we'll figure out what to do about the depression and the inflation and the oil crisis. But first get up out of your chairs, open the window, stick your head out, and yell, and say it: 'I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!" - Howard Beale, Network

Canadian Bus Beheading, could it be... the Wendigo?
http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Features/2008/08/11/6413481-sun.html
http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/08/05/canada.bus.stabbing.ap/
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25966835/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wendigo

A normal, hard working Chinese immigrant with no priors (certainly not for cannibalism) suddenly kills and eats a man in the middle of the Canadian wilderness? A little strange. On a crowded bus no less, seemingly at random in the dead of night while the man slept.

So far the only statements he has made to the police was to tell them "I have to stay on this bus forever." and he asked the judge at his hearing "Please kill me.". He also seemed to have in his possession a plastic bag containing a human ear, nose, and part of a mouth, presumably from another victim.

He just left his wife and job one day, got on a bus, and started eating his way through the backwoods of Canada. Out on lonely roads. In Wendigo country.

Little weird.

Israeli doctors caught experimenting on non-consenting elderly patients confined to old folks homes. One word, two syllables, sounds like...
http://www.smh.com.au/news/world/experiments-on-elderly-echo-nazis/2006/10/24/1161455724091.htmlsmh.com.auTelegraph2006-10-25Experiments
http://www.haaretz.com/hasen/spages/772450.html
http://www.haaretz.com/hasen/spages/778407.html
http://www.australasianbioethics.org/Newsletters/159-2005-05-17.html
http://www.bmj.com/cgi/content/full/333/7573/823-a?rss=1

So it would seem that illegal medical experiments on unwitting victims is not an exclusive evil to shadowy parts of the US government, the pharmaceutical industry, or Nazi Germany. A group of Israeli doctors decided that old people only had value as subjects of laboratory study. Nice guys.

This case, which started with four doctors and has at last count included at least twelve also brought to light some interesting points about Israeli law. They have (had at the time, a few years ago) no laws concerning what is and is not ethical or permissible in regards to human testing. That's right, can you feel it? Right there in the back of your head. That feeling of "What the fuck?!". Yep, that's it.

After all that was done to their people during the holocaust, the government of Israel did not think it was important to set down guidelines that say you have to get someones permission before preforming medical experiments on them. How fucking odd is that? Wanna hear a better one?

Israel has detailed guidelines in place for medical, pharmaceutical, and cosmetic testing... on animals.

Oklahoma City Bombing Judge vs. The Volcano
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/national/longterm/oklahoma/stories/judge.htm
http://www.stewwebb.com/FRAUDS%20ARE%20US%20AT%20MDC.html
http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9C00E0D91F30F93AA35752C0A96E958260&sec=&spon=&pagewanted=all
http://www.mail-archive.com/ctrl@listserv.aol.com/msg60896.html
http://extras.denverpost.com/bomb/report2.htm
http://www.trytolive.com/c0931.htm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MDC_Holdings

Is it not odd that the cowboy judge in the McVeigh trial was in such a hurry to get things over with that he refused to allow key witness testimony and disallowed substantial amounts of evidence? Evidence that suggested Timmy-Boy did not act alone, and that there might have been explosive devices planted in the building (as initially reported by the police bomb squad, FBI, news media, etc..).

It is odd. Especially when you consider his daughter was killed when she slipped into a crack in a steam vent in a volcano. While her dad was overseeing a case against a company owned by the Bush Family (MDC Holdings, one of the largest home builders in America) she was being wined and dined by a CIA agent. True story. MDC was accused of improper financial dealings with a political campaign (guess) and things looked grim.

Then the judges daughter and her boyfriend she had since shortly before the case went to trial go to Hawaii and she falls in a fucking volcano. He is removed from the case due to being stricken with grief (go figure) and one Sherman Finesilver is appointed to the bench in his place. Finesilver, known for his friendliness with the CIA, overseeing a case against a company owned by a former CIA director (George HW Bush), promptly dismisses all charges against MDC. Justice is served!

A few years later Judge Matsch is sitting in on a case relating to one of the largest acts of domestic terrorism in the nations history (perhaps the worst since Canadians burned down the White House in 1814, those fucking Canadians). The case involves all sorts of shady dealings and deep politics. White supremacists getting material aide from Iranian agents working for the FBI and so on. Does any of this make it in? Nope. Does the judge have a clear consciousness about it? Nope. Did he lose any more children to bizarre accidents? Nope.

Its funny how things like that work out.

What the fuck is W's damage?
http://mindprod.com/politics/bushismsgay.html
http://gawker.com/5035885/bush-looking-drunk-at-the-olympics
http://wonkette.com/401833/was-bush-falling-down-drunk-at-olympics
http://www.fourwinds10.com/siterun_data/government/fraud/gw_bush_ghw_bush/news.php?q=1218479857
http://allhatnocattle.net/bush_drinking_lite.jpg
http://www.welt.de/multimedia/archive/00272/g8_bush_beim_bier_k_272762g.jpg
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_W._Bush_substance_abuse_controversy
http://www.capitolhillblue.com/artman/publish/article_7936.shtml
http://www.conspiracyplanet.com/channel.cfm?channelid=65&contentid=2123
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeff_Gannon
http://blog.democrats.com/gayrepublicans
http://wonkette.com/400015/karl-rove-calls-scott-mcclellan-gay-woodsman
http://capitolstreet.wordpress.com/2008/05/29/another-gay-republican-scott-mcclellan-seen-in-texas-gay-bars/
http://www.abovepolitics.com/forum/thread169464/pg1
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/article2983771.ece
http://www.pridedepot.com/modules/wordpress/?p=1324

So what is W's damage? Is he a closet cokehead? A relapsed alcoholic? Or maybe he's just "fecking queer*"? Who knows.

I do know this however...

At a G8 summit a few years ago Bush committed something of an odd gaff, he groped German Chancellor Angela Merkel without permission... while in session... on his way to the bathroom. According to time stamped pictures from that session he was in the bathroom every ten minutes or so. Each time he emerged more red in the face (nose, upper cheeks), more giddy/happy looking, and more unsteady while walking. Hmm. Or the fact that more than one doctor has said he displays all the classic symptoms of someone with an amphetamine problem.

THEN you have all those pictures of him drinking, despite saying he has not touched the bottle since he was 40. My favorites are from G8 (again! what a party group they must be) with him having dinner with Valdamir Putin (then President of Russia). He had several empty bottles of Bud Light sitting in front of him, a dopey expression, and Putin looking at him like he was having a surprise state dinner with a shit-smeared spastic.

AND you have folks like Karl Rove (son of a famous gay/bondage porn star, no, really, and he was "so wild" in college, so wild he never graduated), Jeff Gannon (high-priced gay rent boy, good friend of Karl Rove, fake journalist), Condi Rice (owns a house with a woman whose last name is Bean of all things, shares bank accounts with her, cars, licks her box, etc..), and Scott Mcclellan (famous face in Austin gay clubs and bars, really chumy with Karl Rove until his tell-most book came out) occuping top positions in the White House. Or in the case of Gannon just staying over a whole bunch. Then there are the sworn testimonies of over 70 former classmates of George Jr. who paint him as a no-shit for real pole smoker. Then there is the church he was "Born Again" at... that just happens to be one of those ministries that specializes in "straightening out" gay people (they even have a summer camp to re-educate gay youth!).

Look, I'm not trying to say anything, but maybe W has some problems he needs to address. It is funny though, with every single gay Republican scandal it usually involves someone "focused on the family" that wants to protect our Christian society from the evils of homo's and child predators. So it wouldn't shock me to learn that the man who supported a constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage might have a few pink skeletons in his closet.

I say come on out, out of the closet George, you wouldn't be the first.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Buchanan#Personal_relationships
http://lindholm.jp/chinf_buc.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eleanor_Roosevelt (first female president, I don't care what anyone says. FDR was not fit to run the country in his last 2 terms. she was the lady in charge)
http://lesbianlife.about.com/cs/herstory/a/Eleanor.htm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Log_Cabin_Republicans
http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9f05e5d61439f93aa35752c0a9639c8b63
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexuality_of_Abraham_Lincoln

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I bet that's a phrase you never expected to see "Sexuality of Abraham Lincoln". Well, me either.

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* I don't hate gay people, I just like saying that. Blame him => [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPvVnrV1tow]

*ahem*

New issue/post will be along shortly. In the meanwhile you can busy yourself with the old stuff.

-R

Back Issue "High Weirdness by E-Mail [vol. 2 #1]"

Here it is. Issue 1. Enjoy.

A run down of some of the worst gangs in the world.

http://www.foreignpolicy.com/story/cms.php?story_id=4310

Cold blooded folks. Its amazing to me how people like to divide themselves up along different lines. Usually by race and ethnicity first, then religion, etc.. Like cells in the body. Howard Bloom's book The Lucifer Principle [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lucifer_Principle] takes a very interesting look into that very basic behavior. Good reading.

Alleged question and answer session with a member of one of the ruling Illuminati bloodlines. [PDF download]
http://rs102.rapidshare.com/files/66635518/The_Revelations_of_an_Elite_Family_Insider__2005_.pdf

Total rambling bullshit really, but still an interesting read. If nothing else then for how many people who consider themselves enlightened keep asking the same questions over and over.

A FOIA request copy of Nikola Tesla's FBI file. [PDF]
http://www.lostartsmedia.com/images/teslafbifile.pdf

Interesting stuff. Over the years Uncle Sam has admitted to holding back some of his more juicy notes and designs, stuff that was never patented. Its fun to speculate but consider that some of the stuff he invented was totally in the realm of science fiction when he made it, and in some cases for years after. One of the great intellects of the 20th or really any century.

War profiteer/Illuminatus playing cards (like the Iraq's Most Wanted cards issued to soldiers)
http://www.ruckus.org/warprofiteers/cards/

Just plain fun.

Guide to how 9/11 was not an inside job, just an unfortunate set of coincidences.. [PDF]
http://home.comcast.net/~stevelundell/RIDocuments/The_Coincidence_Theorist2.pdf

"Go back to bed, America, your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed America, your government is in control. Here, here's American Gladiators. Watch this, shut up, go back to bed America, here is American Gladiators, here is 56 channels of it! Watch these pituitary retards bang their fucking skulls together and congratulate you on the living in the land of freedom. Here you go America - you are free to do what well tell you! You are free to do what we tell you!" - Bill Hicks

Ritual animal killings on Prince Charles property... Sounds like a plot from 'The Invisibles'..
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-401380/Occultists-slaughter-sheep-Prince-Charless-estate.html

Of course it seems totally outside the realm of possibility that it was the Prince or his family ritually killing his sheep on his land. Must have been some kids. Having a bit of sport. Move along, nothing to see here.

Alien Rain, not just a possible direct to video sci-fi movie title anymore.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/science/06/02/red.rain/index.html

Really a very interesting story, verified by several different international news agencies and scientific organizations. With awesome implications if you subscribe to the panspermia theory. A horrible possibility if you take a view of alien contact being kinda like "The Thing" or "The Andromeda Strain".

Futurama's Head Museum is retro tech, apparently.
http://io9.com/5019632/proof-that-soviet-scientists-kept-dog-head-alive-on-an-autojector
BONUS Head Transplant Goodness!
http://www.mymultiplesclerosis.co.uk/stranger-than-fiction/head-transplant.html

Speaks for itself. Although I have a strange urge to listen to "The Head on the Door" right now.


Panspermia: Not just a geeky porno name anymore.
http://www.scienceagogo.com/news/20080515225806data_trunc_sys.shtml

If we came from meteors, then what else might come from them? These are the questions of our day.

BONUS Life from Space Goodness!
http://space.newscientist.com/article/dn14216-ancient-impact-may-have-created-deep-niche-for-life.html

Starting a cult, made easy!
http://forgetomori.com/2008/skepticism/how-to-create-a-cult-the-asch-conformity

Apparently all you do need is big aviator sunglasses, a bible, and vats of generic Flavor-Aide.

Robert Lansberry & the documentary about him (Don't Call Me Crazy on the 4th of July)
http://www.arts.rpi.edu/~pellr/lansberry/index.html

A Pittsburgh staple for many years. Mr. Lansberry claimed that he was the victim of government mind control experiments and that the FBI was stealing his mail. Turns out he was crazy. However he also was the victim of government mind control experiments, and the FBI was stealing his mail.

The Men Who Stare At Goats (website for the book, with excerpts)
http://www.jonronson.com/goats_04.html
Wiki
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Men_Who_Stare_at_Goats

An awesome book covering some of the high weirdness your tax dollars pay for. First Earth Battalion strangeness, unusual interrogation techniques, and psychic warfare. Soon to be discredited in the public eye by a fictionalized major motion picture staring George Clooney.

Adolf Hitlers surviving family, strangely enough live on an island best described as a Jewish Reservation.
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/04/24/nyregion/24patchogue.html?_r=1&oref=slogin

William "Bill" Hitler. Weird. Apparently his (Hitlers brother) surviving children have a pact to not have children, so that old Adolf's DNA will die with them.

Speaking of Hitler, the Irish are amazing about trying to see the good in people, apparently..
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2005/dec/31/secondworldwar.ireland

That, plus being openly sympathetic to the Nazi cause until the Blitz is something Im sure the Irish government is happy to let slip down the memory hole. Hey, everyone makes mistakes. I used to wear a t-shirt that said "I <3 Pol Pot". Who knew?

BONUS Octopus & Squid finally being seen for the intelligent creatures they are! Sadly, still yummy.
http://www.slate.com/id/2192211

That is all for now. Enjoy!

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Back Issue "High Weirdness by E-Mail [vol. 2, #2]"

Its all deep politics, black ops, and religious weirdo's this time. Sounds like a decent weekend to me.

Do you "Love the Cocaine"? The CIA sure does.

http://www.narconews.com/Issue48/article2919.html
http://www.pimpinturtle.com/2007/09/26/cia-plane-crashes-in-yucatan-carrying-32-tons-of-cocaine.aspx
http://aviation-safety.net/database/record.php?id=20070924-0
http://www.narconews.com/Issue48/article2941.html
http://www.usatoday.com/news/world/2007-09-27-mexico-drug-plane_N.htm
http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2007/12/12/19210/608/933/420107
http://www.mcclatchydc.com/world/story/20060.html

A lot of links on this one, but its a fun one. So it goes the web of obfuscation inherit to the world of "deep black" intelligence operations. What picture is painted seems to be a plane (Gulfstream II, a very nice and rather large sort of private jet) packed with a Mexican pilot (with a history of drug running and assorted shady dealings), 3-4 possible CIA agents (possible ICE agents, but the initial reports said CIA, due I think to the plane being rather easily traced back to them), and nearly 4 tons of high grade pure Colombian party favors crashed in Mexico. The pilot and agents survived and scattered quickly, leaving the coke and a ton of questions behind.
The plane was being used for the "Extraordinary Rendition" program before this, so why is it running drugs to the US instead of terrorism suspects to secret prisons? With only a small bit of the puzzle its impossible to say, but one can speculate...

CIA Cocaine? In my inner cities? Its more likely than you think.

http://www.usdoj.gov/oig/special/9712/ch01p1.htm
http://www.justice.gov/oig/special/9712/epilogue.htm
http://www.fromthewilderness.com/free/pandora/blacks-targeted.html
http://www.pbs.org/newshour/forum/october96/crack_contra_11-1.html

One possible use for it. Back in the day (read: the 1980's) one very industrious CIA backed dealer managed to move 4 tons of cocaine (and crack made from said cocaine) over a 5 year period. The company was however importing into some areas 4 tons a month. So... where was all of that extra coke going? I am wondering if their isn't some grand CIA coke depository somewhere. The Strategic National Cocaine Reserve. I imagine it to be in some undisclosed location, rising high into the air like Uncle Scrooge's Money Bin. A giant tower of pure South American powder operated like a private swimming pool for select government officials and persons of significant influence. Staffed at all times by a cadre of the finest products of sex slave mental conditioning (Project MONARCH, an offshoot of MKULTRA, fyi) and entertained by watching that video of Sly Stallone having ritual sex with the dolphin while his nubile underage sex toy looked on with a combination of drugged bewilderment and utter boredom.
Nobody parties like the CIA.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/07/02/missing.vermont.girl/index.html

Dispatch from The Bush Ranch...on the Moon (or, rather, next to The Moonies)!
http://www.iapprovethismessiah.com/2004/10/paraguayans-accuse-moon-of-carving-out.html
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2006/oct/23/mainsection.tomphillips

So here is an odd pair. There are more links, but after the last two I figured my dear readers needed a break. Anyways, The Bush Family and the Rev. Moon have both purchased giant pieces of land in Paraguay (600,000 for the Moonies, 100,000 for the Bush family). Of all the places in the world to buy giant parcels of land. It should be noted that the land sits right on top of the Guarani Aquifer, one of the largest sources of fresh drinking water on the planet. Its also a key area for both drug transportation routes and arms traffic, something the government of Paraguay has been trying to stamp out in the area unsuccessfully for over two decades. Good news though, we are now sending troops to the area, so everything should be fine soon.

http://www.thetruthseeker.co.uk/article.asp?ID=3447
http://www.politicalaffairs.net/article/view/2479/1/140/
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4289224.stm

The moonies say its for an ecological preserve area, Bush rep's say theirs is for a ranch. Of course. A Conneticut Yankee playing at Texas Cowboy in South America, right next to a cult leaders perfect green space preserve. You can't write weirder shit than that.
What is especially weird is how long the Moon and Bush interests have been intertwined...

http://www.voxfux.com/features/bush_child_sex_coverup/franklin.htm

Now you ask what an ancient (1989) story about child sex parties in the White House that got promptly buried (by the very next issue no less, despite witnesses, victims, credit card receipts, you know... evidence) has to do with the Bush Family/Rev. Moon thing. WELL.
The story and its evidence was exclusive to The Washington Times, a newspaper owned and overseen by the Rev. Moon. The White House of 1989 was the stomping grounds of President Reagan and Vice President George HW Bush. Former director of the CIA, oil magnate, and all around shady guy.
Nothing like the threat of going to prison for the rest of their life for fucking little kids to make someone your BFF. To say nothing of Rev. Moon toppling a large portion of the US government as well. Most people would have been killed for less than that, but its a testament to how sneaky and connected the Rev. Moon is that he managed to lay his hands on such a giant pile of dirty laundry.
In the mid 1990's Rev. Moon and George Bush the Elder toured all over South America together as part of a "Bring Jesus to the Heathen Indians and Idolater Catholics Campaign", a favor Bush was paid around a hundred grand for. Another speaking engagement at a Moon event in London netted him 1.5 million British pounds. BFF.
They do have a lot in common other than business matters, at least in terms of how their kids turned out.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyo_Jin_Moon

Now days Neil Bush, another son, is the point of contact with Rev. Moon.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neil_Bush

As an aside, when Hurricane Katrina struck Barbara Bush , Neil's mommy, made her usual round of cold, nearly sociopathic remarks. Called to task for it she hastily donated some money to the Bush-Clinton relief fund. Though all the money was marked specifically to be used to buy software from Neil Bush's company. Because if anyone needs money for Katrina relief its a Bush kids company based in Austin, Texas.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbara_Bush_%28First_Lady%29#Controversies
http://www.truthout.org/article/barbara-bushs-katrina-donation-enrich-her-son

Pregnant Man gives birth.
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/story?id=5302756&page=1

Awww... how.. weird. Granted, the father/mother in question is a transgendered woman with her/his original plumbing. Still though. Its sweet in a weird sort of way. Still though, Arnold did it first.

The 2004 Presidential Election: A boxing match between two fighters that both work for Don King.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2003/10/02/60minutes/main576332.shtml
http://www.americanrhetoric.com/speeches/convention2004/johnkerry2004concession.htm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2004_United_States_presidential_election_controversy_and_irregularities
http://www.pbs.org/newshour/vote2004/archive.html
http://contrapositive.blogspot.com/2004/10/election-night-cheat-sheet-as-promised.html

Not much to say really. Kerry promised to "fight and fight and fight some more" but threw in the towel pretty quick. What do you expect when both men get their marching orders from the same people.

Well, that is all for today. Enjoy the 4th! Its all political, except for the she male, but it is the 4th of July.

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